Long-distance partners · Amsterdam
Couple massage in Amsterdam for partners who live in two countries
Two cities, a weekend picked somewhere in the middle, and an evening set aside for the pair of you. This page is for couples who do not wake up in the same country and have a small number of nights a year in which they do.
The short answer
- She comes to you, at the address the two of you are already using
- Forty to sixty minutes across the districts this site covers
- Half ahead on a first booking, with the total written out first
- Twenty-one or over, guests and therapists alike
Everything here is settled in the thread the two of you share. No form is filled in and no account is opened anywhere.
Before you write
Read this first
Why this city keeps getting chosen as the middle
Couples who live apart do not pick a destination the way other travellers do. They pick a place both flights can reach without a change, with cheap enough seats to repeat it every few months, and with a centre small enough that neither person spends the first hour of the visit on a train. Amsterdam answers all three, which is why so many of the bookings written here start with a sentence about two airports rather than one holiday.
What that produces is a particular kind of stay. Three nights, sometimes two. One room. A plan that was argued over in a chat for a fortnight and then abandoned within an hour of the first embrace. An evening in the room, booked in advance because everything else about the trip already had to be, turns out to fit that pattern better than another reservation somewhere that expects the two of you to be presentable at a fixed hour.
What an evening for two costs here
There are two arrangements and they cost different amounts. One therapist for the two of you is the smaller sum, and a therapist each doubles it at every length from one hour to three. Over a whole night the version with two women is a separate block sum rather than a simple double.
None of those sums moves for the day of the week, the hour, or a public holiday. Nothing is added for her journey across the centre. If one of you lands a day early and wants an hour alone before the other arrives, a single guest pays half of what the couple hour costs, on the same scale. Every page of the roster prints the figures in full, so nobody has to carry them from here.
Booked weeks out, because everything else was
A couple travelling together can decide at eight in the evening that they would like something at ten. A couple travelling separately has usually had the dates fixed since the flights were bought, and the evening gets arranged in the same wave as everything else. That is the normal rhythm here and it suits the house.
It also decides how the money works. Half the fee confirms any booking made more than twenty-four hours before its start, which covers nearly everything arranged before a trip. Half also confirms every booking with two therapists, every eight hour block, every room at a Schiphol airport hotel, every session of three hours or longer, every peak date, and a first booking with the house. The balance is settled in the room. Details for the deposit appear inside the confirmed thread and on no page of this site.
One therapist between you, or a therapist each
With one therapist the evening has a shape: she works with one of you while the other stays in the room, reading the pace rather than waiting to be called, and the halves are balanced rather than counted out. Couples who want the evening to be mostly about one of them, or who simply prefer a quieter room, tend to choose this.
With two, the sessions run side by side and finish within a minute or so of each other, which is the part couples remember. It asks more of the room, because two therapists want space on either side of the bed or a second surface alongside it, and it asks more of the calendar, because two women have to be free for the same hours. The couple massage page sets out both arrangements in full.
Where it happens, and how long she takes to get there
Everything is outcall. There is no studio, no reception and no address for anyone to stand outside, so the venue is the room the two of you already booked. A hotel room, an apartment, a serviced flat, whatever the pair of you agreed on when the dates were set.
Arrival is forty to sixty minutes from an agreed booking to a knock, anywhere in the central districts, and it is counted from the moment she is ready to travel. Six therapists start from the centre, six from Oud-Zuid, six from De Pijp and five from the Jordaan, so wherever in the middle of the city the two of you landed, somebody is usually near. A room at a Schiphol airport hotel sits outside that window and is arranged separately, with the journey time agreed before anything is fixed.
Which formats suit a reunion evening
The honest answer depends on how much travelling the two of you did that day. Oil work asks nothing of the room and very little of a tired body, which is why sensual massage and warm oil are what most first evenings become. Ninety minutes is the length that gets booked most often on a night when one partner has been in transit since morning.
Gel and foam are better on a second or third evening, once you both know what the bathroom is like. Tantra wants ninety minutes at the shortest and suits two people who are wide awake at an hour that makes no sense. The eight hour block is for visits short enough that the night is the visit.
What the house does, and what it leaves to her
The house arranges the hour, agrees it in writing, confirms it and publishes what things cost. It does not decide what a session includes. Each therapist states her own limits at the start of the visit, in her own words, and they hold until she leaves. She may decline a booking at any point and may end a visit at any point, and where two therapists are working, neither one speaks for the other.
Both people in the room have to be twenty-one or over and both have to have agreed to the booking. That is checked at the door rather than assumed from a thread, which is stated here because arranging this as a surprise for a partner who has not been told is not something that can be done through this house.
If a flight moves after the deposit has gone
Airlines do what they do, and a reunion booking usually has a flight underneath it. What the house keeps, if you call the evening off, follows the notice you give rather than the reason. More than twenty-four hours before the booked hour, nothing is kept and the deposit returns in full. Inside the last day, while she has not yet left, half of the deposit is kept and half comes back. Once she is on her way, the deposit stays with the house.
Two things soften even that. If the hour is taken by somebody else it is returned in full, and if the loss can be shown to be smaller than the sum kept, only the smaller sum is kept. Nothing is ever claimed as damages. Moving the evening to another night inside the same visit is usually the better answer, and the booking page explains how a move is read.
Tax counted in. Name the second guest in the first message and the figure comes back for two.
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